Gamble...For Free!

Wouldn't it be great to win money without risking any of your own? Don't "x" out of this page and think this is a scam, it isn't. You have my word. The site is called CentSports. It is an online sports betting site, which provides you the money to gamble with. Now, why the hell would someone give you free money to just blow by betting on sports? The truth is, it isn't actually money until you make something out of it. Here's how it works. When you sign up, CentSports gives you 10 cents to start your betting with. You can use it as you please and bet how you want. If you lose your first bet and find yourself with no money, don't worry, CentSports will put 10 cents back into your account so you can start all over.

You're probably wondering, how can they afford to dish out money like that? The answer is advertisers. When a company chooses to advertise on their site, CentSports get paid. That advertising money is what your potential winnings are coming from. The one and only catch is that in order to win, you have to make that 10 cents grow into $20. It's actually easier than you think if you don't get greedy and you play your bets right. I got as high at $16 until I became greedy and bet big on long shots. I do have one warning, it's addicting.

Top 5 Friday

I basically choose to make a "Top X" any day of the week I feel is convenient. And because I tend to get lazy, I also make the decision on how many "units" the list will contain. Today's list will consist of five. After living in Hilo, Hawaii for three and a half months, I can't understand how people don't become utterly depressed. It rains here non-stop and the sun rarely sees through the clouds. Because mother nature is a drunken witch, my attitude towards a lot of things has slowly began to drip into the cracks of negativity (Look out E. A. Poe). For this, I introduce you to Top 5 Friday where I will digest the half-empty glass of the things I hate the most this week.

1. "I know, right?"
Really? Did you just say that? I will say it now that this is the most overused phrase in the English language. Here is an example: Person #1 "This rain is getting annoying!" Person #2 "I know, right?" After I make a statement, I don't need you to ask me for confirmation that I agree with you. A simple "I know" will do. It doesn't make you sound witty, all it does is make you sound like you can't think of anything else to say.

2. Besties
If I am your best friend, at no point in our friendship shall you refer to me as your "bestie." This term is way too vague. Does "bestie" mean that I am your best slave? I really don't know. So, to avoid and unnecessary confusion, please refrain from using this stale, banal word.

3. The way Hawaiians talk
I am practically emerced in Hawaiian "pidgeon." I have no problems with Hawaiians in general, they happen to be very nice people. I just really hate their dialect. "Hey brah, you're going to the dakine, the store? Get me tree eggs, yah?" Wtf? Yes, I can clearly see what you are in need of, but why must you speak this way? You are Americans now, act like it.

4. This guy..
I have no comment for this guy (click the link). Actually I have a lot, but he doesn't deserve the energy it takes to voice my opinion.

5. Posting pictures of you kissing your loved one online
I want to see this just about as much as I want to pull off Robin William's dingleberries. If I want to see this, I will simple come to your home and ask to see it in person. Just by knowing that you are in a relationship, I can assume that you and your significant other make lip-to-lip contact. I don't need any visual evidence.

Mahalo! Now go out and apply what you have learned today.