Top 10 Tuesday

No I'm not an idiot. I know it isn't Tuesday. Before I go any further, I want to know why the (explicative) spell check stopped me in my tracks when I typed the word "isn't". There is goes again. WTF. When I was growing up, ain't ain't a word so you ain't supposed to use it 'cause it ain't in the dictionary. But now apparently "isn't" IS NOT a word. Spell check is about as reliable as Wikipedia in the 1700's. Make of that what you wish.
Back to the countdown. This version of Top Ten Tuesday is extremely late. In fact, I planned on having one every week. But it turned out that I stopped after the first one which I think I posted on a Thursday.
I actually don't even know what my topic is going to be. What do you think? Colors? No, I hate you now for coming up with that lame topic. How about "Things that Suck"? The only reason I thought about this was because of that lame topic of "Top Ten Colors". And that topic sucks.

Things that Suck.
10. Technology.
- Weren't we supposed to be in flying cars right now? George Jetson is a liar.

9. Vacuums.
- Of course I'm going to put this right? I don't even care about how they literally suck. I just hate how damn loud they are. I also hate vacuuming.

8. Driving.
- Can't we all just teleport. Driving is such a waste of time. NASCAR also falls into this topic.

7. People on Cash Cab
- Some people are just idiots. And weird.

6. Tyler Perry's House of Payne.
- Oh my God. I don't even-- This should actually be #1 but it is so incredibly horrible that I might put it twice. Stay tuned.

5. Deciding to make it Top 10 Tuesday instead of Top 5 Tuesday.
- I'm just really lazy. But I'll do it for the three people who actually read this.

4. The writer's strike ending.
- Even though it brought back my favorite shows, Conan was so much funnier while the strike was on.

3. Sleeping with Socks.
-This is just a terrible, terrible feeling. It's like wearing a beanie in the summer.

2. Bob Saget on American Funniest Home Videos.
- His impressions are indescribable. He apparently knows what animals would sound like if they could talk.

1. The Holocaust.
- I'm not trying to be cheeky, but this really did suck.