On my Brain

A few things have been bothering me from the time I left my Public Relations Principles class, to the time I sat down at the computer in the LLL (Livingston Lord Library).

1. Some guy handed me a little slip of paper telling me to vote for him for Vice President of something. I've never seen this guy in my life before, and as soon as he handed me that slip, I knew he would not get my vote. As Mitch Hedberg says, "Here, you throw this away."

2. Stupid abortion genocide people get off of campus please. I don't really care what you think about pro life and quite frankly, you are simply in my way. Your actions on campus bring me closer and closer to believe exactly opposite of what you want me to believe. Go abortion! LOLZ! No, I joke. But for real, leave everyone alone.

3. This goes out to the guy talking on his cellular telephone in a silent computer lab. I really don't care what you plan on doing for lunch or how drunk you got last night. I just want to surf the 'net in peace while I kill time between classes. Go join the abortionocides.

P.S. Turn off your Black Eyed Peas ringtone.

Have a nice day.

-Kenneth