New Words

This is an assignment gone too far. I had to make up a word and definition for a class, but i was having too much fun and some situations happened to me recently that didn't have a word to describe them. Please use these words in your everyday speech. I'd appreciate it. Mahalo.

Stryfol – n. (stry-fole) A situation where one must decide between two unappealing options. Jimmy was in a stryfol when he had to decide between visiting his in-laws and going to the ballet.

Misstud – v. (miss-tud) The action of missing the stud on a wall when hanging an object. I thought I knew where the stud was, but I misstud and the picture fell down.

Coconull – n. (Koko-null) The moment one realizes that he or she is void of milk after eating something rich in chocolate. After eating her brownie, Candace suffered from coconull when she picked up the empty milk carton.

Glycoek – v. (gly-kook) The act of missing one’s eye while putting in eye drops. Eric glycoeked twice before finally landing eye drops in his infected eye.

Aviandow – n. (Ay-vee-en-doe) The act of a bird flying into a window that is so clean it looks invisible. After Sally cleaned her sliding-glass door, a sparrow committed aviandow, and fell to the ground.