I have smelled some disgusting things in my life. Subway, poop, and brussel sprouts are a couple that top my list of "the worst smells in the universe." However, when I stepped out of the car in Grand Forks, ND I got a whiff that I hope I never smell again. Some say it's the smell of the potato factory in town, but there has to be something else fueling the fire. No lie, it smelled like Rosie O'Donnell soaking in a vat of tuna casserole. My nostrils are burned and by brain is confused. Here is a list I compiled of some things that smell better than the stench that lingers in the air of Grand Forks.
- Wet dog
- Feces
- Sanjaya Malakar
- B.O.
- Tomato Juice
It's these things that make me wish I never had a nose in the first place. I can think of better uses for the middle of my face. Perhaps another arm, maybe a cup holder (everyone knows the world needs more of those) I would even take a friggin lobster to replace my nose when I'm in Grand Forks. I know you are confused by this post. And that bothers you.
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